Self-deprecation

It seems like I am stuck in a rut. My life is dull and boring, a never-changing tedium. As I don’t have anything better to do, I decided to start this blog to share the details of my dreary and mundane life.  Truth be told, I was coaxed into writing it because I consider my writing skills as below average. But, if something as nonsensical as “Fifty Shades of Grey” can become a bestseller, I think I’ll begin this lackadaisical blog. 

Actually, I have a respectable job where I am left alone with unlimited Internet access. I am the figure-head of a department, much like the Queen of England! Checking relevant documents for discrepancies and then signing them is all that I do.  I can even doze off if I want. 

My previous workplace was a house of horrors. I had nicknamed it “the fish market” as there was a constant buzz. Everyone was either shouting at each other (considered a normal conversation there) or on the phone doing the same. I credit them for rupturing my eardrums and decimating my brain cells.  I think this is the reason I’m kind of dimwitted now. I worked there for 4 years and was only able to break free this January! Of course, there were other motives for my departure but more on those later.